December 2010
28 posts
“The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.”
– Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma)
How to be a 20-Something by Ryan O'Connell →
Be really attractive. Your acne is gone, your face has matured without having wrinkles and everything on your body is lifted naturally. Eat bagels seven days a week, binge-drink and do drugs: you’ll still look like a babe. When you turn thirty, it’ll become a different story but that’s, like, not for a really long time.
Reestablish a relationship with your parents. You don’t live with them...
Where did the word "FUCK" come from?
sugartarts:
alyaae:
Long time ago in England, a couple could not have a sex without a written permission from the king (Except if she/he was a member of the royal family). So if someone wanted to have babies, they will go to the king to ask for a written permission. The king then gave a kind of pass card that must be hung on the bedroom door when they had a sex. The card read “F.U.C.K.”...
i can conquer the world!
hurhur. my mom just walked into my room and ask me if i wanna pray for tml’s exam. so we stood in front of the altar that she use to make me kneel in front of as punishment. and she isnt the most fluent when it comes to prayer, but i am tearing. she even prayed that i could go for exchange. i think i can conquer the world now.
c’mon von. 3 more days before you can let yourself ben kui.
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